FILM REVIEW ARCHIVE
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Barbie (2023)
Barbie. An icon of female perfection. But is everything really perfect? Find out in this hilarious tale of self discovery. Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Miller’s Girl
Cairo Sweet is hot for teacher, Mr Miller, in this erotic thriller. Or is Mr. Miller hot for Cairo Sweet? Their relationship status: “It’s Complicated.”
The Wild Robot
The Wild Robot. A film by Dreamworks with a story of friendship and character growth with beautiful animation. See if it matches the story.
The Exorcist: Believer
Another possession, another demon, but the same story. Does the power of Christ compel you to watch The Exorcist: Believer or not?
The Exorcist (1973)
The film that started it all! Possessions, demons, and of course, an exorcism. The power of Christ compels you to watch it!
Eraserhead
Henry Spencer has a baby. But is it a baby? And what does this world mean? I don’t know and neither do they. But in Heaven, everything is fine.
The Black Cauldron
Disney decides to take a darker turn in their attempt to try something new. Join Taran, Hen Wen, and Princess Eilonwy in a journey through Prydain to stop the evil Horned King.
Starship Troopers (1997)
The Federation is at war and needs soldiers! Every day there is an attack by the bugs and every day is crucial to the survival of the human race! Would you like to know more?
Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023)
"Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life.” And at night, they try to kill you. Can you survive?
Moonrise Kingdom
Two social outcasts fall in love and run away to their own private paradise. Romance, teenage fantasy, and hilarity ensue in full Wes Anderson glory.
A Christmas Story Christmas
Ralphie Parker is back in this sequel to the holiday classic, A Christmas Story. No Red Ryder BB guns this time but plenty of holiday laughs. Don’t shoot your eye out!
Thanksgiving (2023)
Happy Thanksgiving! Dinner is served! Turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, blood, and guts! Be thankful you’re not the victim!
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
Oh bother! Pooh and Piglet have become bloodthirsty killers in this horror adaptation of a beloved children’s icon. Oh d-d-d-dear!
Metropolis (2001)
Welcome to Metropolis. Robots and technology have evolved. But humanity is still far behind.
The Banana Splits Movie
It’s the Banana Splits! Making up a mess of fun! Lot’s of death for everyone! Tra-la-la.